Wrong Fart Noises

Yes, you read the title correctly.  Apparently, there is a correct way to make fart noises.  This happened yesterday.

HPIM1935Zander was making ‘fart’ noises with his mouth, just as every four-year old boy will do (and some four-year old girls).  It was irritating his brother, Braylon.

HPIM1940“Stop it, Zander!” he yells.

Zander did not stop, in fact he ‘farted’ louder and louder.

“Kathy!” Braylon screams.  “Tell him to stop!  Zander, stop it!  That’s not how you fart!”

So, there you have it.  There are wrong fart noises and right fart noises.  Who knew?