Play-Doh is Hard on the Back

So, during a normal work day, I am very active.  I watch kids and play a lot of chase type games.  The kids love it.  I hide and they look for me.  When I am found, I chase them and try to catch them.  If caught, I pick them up and swing them around until we are both dizzy!  I carry the little ones up and down stairs.  I clean up messes.  I am up and down from the floor all day long playing blocks, cars, trains and whatever else.  I climb on the play equipment at the park and go down slides.  It’s all good.

Just don’t ask me to play with Play-Doh.  I was standing at the table, and one of the kids wanted me to smash the Play-Doh flat for them.  No biggie, right?  I make a ball out of it and push down on it to flatten it….and my lower back went into spasms!  This morning, I can barely get around and walk like I pooped my pants or something!

In conclusion, Play-Doh is hard on the back and should be banned from use!

I have two days off and I am sure all will be well by the time I go back to work.  It’s just kind of funny that I hurt myself playing Play-Doh.  Only I can do something like this!

Leave Me Alone, Spongebob

I have had the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants stuck in my head all day.  What the figgity-frock?  I don’t even watch that show!  I have no idea why Spongebob is picking on me.

Quick, someone suggest some other silly song for me to dwell on!