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My Shopping List

This is what my shopping list normally looks like!

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What list, you ask?  Exactly!  I rarely if ever make one.  That could explain why I am feeling lost and out of sorts while grocery shopping.  I wait until I get there to decide what meals I might feel like making.  That is the hard way to do it.  If I made a list, it would be too easy!  Where is the challenge in that?

Here is the list I would really like to make!  I wonder if I will be able to find a store that sells this stuff?

1.  A new hard drive for my brain.  Mine is out of memory.

2.  A tool set that can tighten up some loose spots on my poor old body (keep your minds out of the gutter here).

3.  The poisoned apple that Snow White’s step-mother tricked her into eating.  I haven’t been sleeping well and feel like I could sleep forever!

4.  A tunnel so I can see the light at the end of it.

5.  A rainbow, including the pot of gold that is supposed to be at one end.

6.  A second alarm clock.  If I don’t like the time one alarm goes off, I have a second option!

I could come up with more for the list, but it’s time to take the kids to the park.  They are done eating lunch, so my free time is over!

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16 thoughts on “My Shopping List

  1. wow, what a list..
    I could do one very similar 😀

    Great blog..
    I think the fact you want to see the light at the end of the tunnel means you will..

    Shaun x

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