Yes, you read the title correctly. Apparently, there is a correct way to make fart noises. This happened yesterday.
Zander did not stop, in fact he ‘farted’ louder and louder.
“Kathy!” Braylon screams. “Tell him to stop! Zander, stop it! That’s not how you fart!”
So, there you have it. There are wrong fart noises and right fart noises. Who knew?