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Wrong Fart Noises

Yes, you read the title correctly.  Apparently, there is a correct way to make fart noises.  This happened yesterday.

HPIM1935Zander was making ‘fart’ noises with his mouth, just as every four-year old boy will do (and some four-year old girls).  It was irritating his brother, Braylon.

HPIM1940“Stop it, Zander!” he yells.

Zander did not stop, in fact he ‘farted’ louder and louder.

“Kathy!” Braylon screams.  “Tell him to stop!  Zander, stop it!  That’s not how you fart!”

So, there you have it.  There are wrong fart noises and right fart noises.  Who knew?


9 thoughts on “Wrong Fart Noises

  1. Of course we need to know the right noise to make, I find myself rapidly approaching the age where you can fart in the street and instead of glares and disapproving
    glances people just pretend it didn’t happen. I for one would at least like to know I was getting it right. 🙂

  2. More importantly, did we need to know this? Ugh. Kids never cease to amaze me with the energy they spend on things like this. Something just not right about them having so much more energy than us!

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