Almost Awake

It is Wednesday morning.  I am sipping my coffee.

Coffee first. Schemes later. (Leanna Renee Hieber)

This is so true.  My brain has been conditioned to stay in the neutral state until I’ve had my cup of coffee.  Once the coffee takes hold, anything can happen!

 

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. (Lewis Black)

I’m just hoping other people can see the illusion as well.  Some days, I’m not really awake.  I just float through the day, pretending to be awake.  Coffee helps me to fool others.  This is going to be one of those days.

Have a cup of coffee and have a good Wednesday!

Don’t forget your coffee!